What does it take?

-Some scissors to chop the legs off a taxidermy duck
-a green floatie for safety
-jeff’s courage to get inside a sewer
-me and hilary’s skateboard contraption for pushing salsa
-2 white hazmat suits
-a nasty creek with the perfect sewer
-some iced salsa
-an inexperienced hand model (DAAAANG!!)
-a dog who likes Doritos
-some baristas who don’t care what happens to their store’s dumpster
-an art directed bowl of fake pears
-the chance to cover a dead duck with cheese product
-some friendship building with American Coots
-a broken bottle of jalepenos
-and one girl who claims she’s American…

What do you get?